Kass' Cell

[KASANDRA WULF]

KASANDRA WULF
( 646 ) 547 - 8897
"Zu have reached Agent Romulus. Leave zur name und details und I vill get back zu zoo"


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NATASHA ROMANOFF
can be reached at 555 - 6996
The panicking cries, the roaring of guns,
are echoing all around the valley. The mission complete,
they make to escape away from the Eagles Nest...

ANTHONY STARK
can be reached at 555 - 3910
I...Am... Iron Man...
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field

REMY LEBEAU
can be reached at 547 - 5682
Bend Me,
Shape Me,
Misdirect Me,
It's All The Same To Me

 
MARY WALKER
can be reached at 202 - 5473
I've fallen down
My nose bleeding badly
I'm where you want me

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YOU HAVE FIVE UNREAD TEXT MESSAGES.
YOUR INBOX IS EIGHTY PERCENT FULL.
YOU HAVE FOUR SAVED DRAFTS.
YOU HAVE THREE MISSED CALLS.

[KASANDRA WULF]

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FROM XXXXXX

I have no need to tell you who I am, because you know me better than any mortal being. We need to talk. Something important. It concern the fundraiser, meine lieber.

FROM THE GODDESS OF DEATH

Ze fundraiser zu oppose ze SRA? Vat of it, mein leiber?

FROM XXXXXX

I do not like pulling you out of a mission, but I require you to be with me in the event. I have prepared for you an alias and a set of papers. Curious to know what name I gave you?

FROM THE GODDESS OF DEATH

I could probably do vit ze respite of a party. Been quite some time since I vore something less comfortable. Do tell, my baron?

FROM XXXXX

Nita Strassburg. You are from Bavaria, 33 years old, have a cat named Johannes and are an efficient assistant to Sir Robert Armitage III. Enter in his service in 2010 and there are rumors of a romantic entanglement with him, although both deny it. I am sending you her whole biography. Also, I managed to increase the serum, so as long as you don't use your enhancements, and I see no reason why would you, it will hide you beautiful features for at least eight hours. There would be in that event some people I want you to keep you beautiful eyes on.

FROM THE GODDESS OF DEATH

Vell, at least I vill not have zu attempt zu sound like some American trollop, und I zu like cats. Danke, mein lieber, my attention shall be focussed solely on zem, und spared only for you. It may also please you zu learn I have located ze Soldier, und he may prove zu be of some use zu us at zis event. If he has not found Rogers by zen, he can kill him zer.

FROM XXXXX

That is indeed good news. One less person to track down. I leave it to your discretion as to how best utilize him. Doctor Foster and her 'boyfriend' will attend the party. Ha... she really thinks she can hide who her "boyfriend" is? Anyway, the orders stand, mein Kaiserin. Do not approach nor do anything to the gut Doctor Foster. We still need her. I know you would love to rip her apart, but not this one. We have plenty of enemies for you to amuse yourself with. Now, if you can, do make contact with the "boyfriend". Also, this gala might draw attention from other players in this deadly and delicious game, that is why I need the only person I trust, you, to be there. By the way, I wanted to ask you... Do you wish to be Director of SHIELD?

FROM THE GODDESS OF DEATH

I have managed zu convince him I am a S.H.I.E.L.D operative searching for traitors zu zer cause: Romanoff und Rogers. It seemed zu convince him, he is hunting ze gut captain as ve speak, but it is hard zu zell. He does not say, nor show much, so ve trained him vell. So, ze God of Thunder shall be in attendance? Very interesting indeed. Perhaps she intended for him zu arrive masked? How pitiable. Your vish is my command, my baron. I zu hope she does not decide zu talk at length though, zu know my position on people who have a tendency zu run at ze mouth. Is Zemo proving dissatisfactory? Not zat it surprises me. I had zu track down und reclaim de Soldier myself, ven it should have been his responsibility, zwei toned dummkopf. I shall be delighted zu take up ze mantel, but even more so zu send zat useless esel of his out ze nearest vindow, from ze famous helicarrier vill do nicely.

FROM XXXXX

Let us say I do not trust him and hold him in high esteem as I do you, meine Kaiserin. I believe with you at the helm, we can keep our enemies jumping through hoops and away from our real plans. SHIELD will provide a perfect distraction, especially with the whole Reg Act looming. Concerning little peasant Doktor Foster, she is too paranoid for her own good, which serves us well, in a way. No, do not approach her. Any luck finding that fotze Romanoff. I do not have to tell you what she did to the Advance Tech Division. She is beginning to irritate me. I miss you Kassandra, more than you would believe...

FROM THE GODDESS OF DEATH

Zen it vill be my pleasure to assume ze position as overseer of our beloved child. Zemo is zoo young anyvay, und I zu not believe his heart truly lies with HYDRA, but solely in revenge against ze gut captain. I read his files. Zu say his father und our greatest adversary did not see eye zu eye vould be an understatement. Revenge is a childish game zat ve cannot vaste valuable time on. I shall leave Miss Foster in your capable hands, my baron, as for Miss Romanoff, I zu believe I may have managed zu locate a very distinct trail quite recently, und if zu thought zis voman could not get any worse, she may just be in cahoots vit mutants now. Keep an eye out for me at ze event, mein lieber, I'll be ze one in ze tight black number. Ich vermisse dich auch.

[WOLFGANG VON STRUCKER]

FROM Robert Armitage III
(Event)

I see you talking to Stark. Gut. Get him to talk.
Gain his trust. Stark is a fool and easily sway by a pretty face.
Gain access from him, meine lieber.

FROM NITA STRASSBURG (AT THE EVENT)

Wunderbar! Now I have to actually remain with him. The things I do for you, my baron.

FROM Robert Armitage III
(Event)

Oh meine liebe, do not make me feel bad. I shall reward you, as always.
 But keep at him. Who knows? Maybe you get invited to Stark Tower and we hit big.
I feel pity for him, though, if you get your hands on him.
You could dispel the notion that he is an 'Iron Man', if you know what I mean.

[NATASHA ROMANOFF]

FROM NATASHA ROMANOFF

Hey, mangy She-Wolf. As you can see I am still alive, sadly so are you.
 Congratulation of your promotion to Director of SHIELD.
 Oh babe, I know... And I know now why.

NEW VOICEMAIL!

"Forgive ze voice message, Fraulein, my claws make it rather difficult zu indulge in texting, und I do prefer zu do zings in a more personal manner. Danke for your hearty congratulations, at least, zey sounded 'hearty' in my head. I am afraid you have confused me, Agent Romanoff, you know now why vat? Vat could you possibly know?"

FROM NATASHA ROMANOFF

Then voice mail it is. How could I forgot those wonderful claws of yours.
 It would be like you forgetting my foot... Anyway, I know about Von Strucker and you,
why you were put as Head of SHIELD and I also know you two are behind the whole SRA thing.
Does that answers your question?

NEW VOICEMAIL!

"It answers it, resoundingly, Fraulein, und you plan zu do vat about it exactly?"

FROM NATASHA ROMANOFF

Oh I have a few ideas. But you know what, I want you to hunt me down and stop me from exposing you two. I will keep the info to myself... but if you do not come after me, I will be seriously disappointed. Tell Strucker I'll be seeing him too, soon.

NEW VOICEMAIL!

"I shall pass on your message. Ze hunt is on Fraulein, may ze best voman vin"

[Deleted]

new text from...
nita strassburg

Guten Tag, Frau Lewis! This is Nita Strassburg, assistant to Robert Armitage of the World Security Council. It has been brought to my attention that you have been trying to contact S.H.I.E.L.D HQ, or more specifically, trying to contact Agent Phil Coulson. I think you and I may need to talk. What do you say to coffee at Abraço Espresso? It's a small coffee house on 86 East 7th Avenue. Meet me there at lunch time later today.

FROM DARCY LEWIS

Oh sweet! Yeah, I've been trying to get a hold of him for weeks, but Thor said he's probably on some classified mission. Yeah, I know that coffee place. I'll pencil you in! Just kidding. My schedule's totally open. Meet you there in an hour.

FROM DARCY LEWIS

BTW... Do I need to wear something recognizable, or do you already know what I look like, too?

new text from...
nita strassburg

S.H.I.E.L.D knows everything, fraulein. So, in short, ja, I know what you look like. See you there!

[WOLFGANG VON STRUCKER]

FROM ROBERT ARMITAGE

Kassandra, meine liebe, we need to talk. I am seeing you using the serum too much and I did warn you not to abuse it. You have been all over the place as 'Nita', which tells me you have been using it more than you should...

FROM NITA STRASSBURG

In the interest of business, mein lieber, I assure you. I couldn't very well go to Stark or Jameson the way I actually am, could I? Herr Jameson is displeased enough with S.H.I.E.L.D and the World Security Council as it is, without a genuine rabid dog dropping by his office. I promise, mein lieber, I am not abusing it, simply relying upon it for matters that require 'Nita Strassburg' and not the she-wolf of HYDRA.

FROM ROBERT ARMITAGE

Indeed. Then allow me to advise you, meine Kaiserin, my empress... stop for a while.
Have Nita take a vacation or something and let the persona rest. I am serious, Kasandra.
Allow me to perfect the serum, I am almost close to isolate the side effects of it.
Do it for your Baron, meine baroness. Stark and the other things can wait.

[ANTHONY STARK]

FROM TONY STARK

Helloooo gorgeous, your friendly Iron Man. Wondering if you'll be up for dinner at Stark Tower.
 I make a mean lasagna. By the way, I have a favor to ask.
There is a certain Darcy Lewis that is dying to get in touch with someone from S.H.I.E.L.D.,
 see if you can help her up? Anyway, enough of that, how about dinner?

1 new text message from

enough of that indeed. she is sitting in front of me right now. frumpy little thing, but she has spunk going for her, i suppose. normally, i'd be slightly circumspect, but you have a way with me, liebling. i can stop by at seven? how does that sound?

nita strassburg

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FROM TONY STARK

A way with you? That sounds enticingly awesome to my ears... eh... eyes. Seven it is, shall I send someone to pick you up? I can always fly you here with my suit.

[NATASHA ROMANOFF]

FROM NATASHA ROMANOFF

Hey there you Mangy She-Wolf! Missed me much? Don't bother trying to triangulate the signal to find
me, those guys in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s I.T. Department are as useless as you are.
How are you? Did your vertebrae heal? I want you in top shape for our rematch...
you see Kassy, I owe you a thorough ass kicking and I shall repay that debt with interest.
But enough of talking about good times... I wanted to give you the heads up about something...
 I am planning to hit your Boca Caliente base in the Caribbean...
 Boca Calient... 'hot mouth'... did you name that island after me? Aww, I am flattered...

NEW VOICEMAIL!

If I didn't know any better, fraulein, I'd zink you ver one of zose uncultured Americans. How like zem you have become. Oh vell, it can only be considered an improvement, I suppose. Danke for ze 'heads up' as your fellow Yanks say, und I zink it is only fair zat I repay you in kind, liebling. Your Avengers, your former teammates, vill be dropping by zu say 'Auf Viedersehen' in ze not zoo distance future. Gut zing your cellular activity keeps you going. I vould hate for zem zu do you in before I have a chance zu settle zings between us once und for all. Bis bald, former Agent Romanoff. It's bin 'real'.

FROM NATASHA ROMANOFF

Ha! That supposed to scare me, 'Fraulein'? You got to do better than that.
The Avengers after me? Useless the whole lot of them...
they are welcome to try... if they can find me. As for you, funny,
 I know exactly where you are but the time is no
t yet right for me to end your scrofulous life just yet. First, I will do what you
 and your sick master did to me...I will take your support mechanism piece by piece,
your precious HYDRA even if I have to go through each head that monster has and then
 I will take you down. And I am starting with that A.I.M. base at Boca Caliente...
oh I know more than you can think about your 'operation' Frau Romulus...
or is it Wulf? So baby... try to stop me... if you can.

NEW VOICEMAIL!

If I had a nickle for every S.H.I.E.L.D agent zat has spoken zose vords over ze years... vell, let's just say it vould have certainly made up ze Treaty of Versailles, liebling. Stop us? You had no idea ve ver even lying in vait among you for all zese years. You cannot stop us ven you can't even see is. Fury may have thought zoo ver gut, but instead of stopping me now, you insist on talking about it, like one of those caricature moustache twirling villains in a James Bond film... urgh, ze English. That's another batch of uncultured swine. You should know by now, fraulein. Ze moment you zink you know vat ve are doing, is ze moment you may as vell forget vat you know. It becomes redundant. Haven't zoo learned zat by now? Unlike you und your S.H.I.E.L.D, ve learn from ze past, und ve adapt, as do our plans. So, I do, genuinely, zank you, liebling. Ze vord of varning vill gives us an even greater advantage zan ve already have over you.

FROM NATASHA ROMANOFF

You sure talk the talk, Kassy. I am impressed how
well Strucker has potty trained you. Can you do 'sit' and 'roll over' too? Baby, you learn from
the past? Then learn this... we Russians beat your people within an inch of their life and this
Russian is going to do the same to you and that sick bastard you call your lover. But you are right about
one thing... actions speak louder than words. Watch for the fireworks... you soon will lose a base.
More to come, count on it. Tell your techs that they are close to track this signal... soooo close... keep going...

[Deleted]

FROM JESSICA DREW

Hey. I wanted to tell you about something and...I feel bad about keeping it from you for this long. Can you talk?

NEW VOICEMAIL!

FROM: Kasandra Wulf
Was ist es? Es tut mir leid... vat is it?

FROM JESSICA DREW

Well I - a bit ago I ran into Rogers while on a run and we talked for a bit. I didn't really know what to do with it and I know that I should have brought him in or reported it, but I didn't - I think the shock of his really terrible flirting had something to do with it. That's an excuse. Stark, too. Terrible flirting. I mean. I ran into him, before the SRA Event. He asked me to dinner, which was weird. I don't - what I mean to say is that I've been keeping it from you and I don't know why and I know that I shouldn't have...

NEW VOICEMAIL!

FROM: Kasandra Wulf
I know you did. I vas vondering ven you might actually choose zu impart zat little nugget of information concerning Rogers, Agent Drew. You took quite some time. Stark, however, vas not someone I vas aware of, but zen again, he is hardly a traitor, und hardly vanted by S.H.I.E.L.D. Shame ve cannot go about advertising for openings vithin HYDRA, othervise your position vould have been filled as soon as ze fundraiser drew zu a close, but I am curious... vat do you plan to do now? Hhmm? You did not inform your superiors of zese encounters, one of which vas an encounter vit a known traitor? Nor did you attempt zu bring him in! Do you understand the gravity of your actions? You have cost us valuable time! Und for vat? Terrible flirting? Do you expect me zu bring zat zu ze Grand Imperator vit a straight face, zat one of our agents cannot even flirt? Mein Gott! So, vat are you going zu do zu ensure your continued survival, Agent Drew? Because I am not sure how much use an agent who cannot do ze simplest zing like reporting to her superiors is zu HYDRA? Zell me. lch bin ganz Ohr.

FROM JESSICA DREW

I...understand completely. I know that I messed up with my handling of the situation. Maybe we can use it to our advantage, however? Rogers doesn't know that I know who he is. He gave me the name Rick when we met, and he seemed to like me. Maybe that can be useful in getting information from him. That way we can figure out who else he's pulled into his plot by seeing who else he spends time around? I know that it doesn't make up for my...betrayal...I just hope that I can make up for this by perhaps getting information that we wouldn't otherwise have access to...

NEW VOICEMAIL!

FROM: Kasandra Wulf
Do you zink I vant you near Rogers again after ze last colossal failure? Dream on, liebling. You let him slip through your fingers last zime, vat vill you do zis zime? Join him? You alvays ver too nice for your own good, Agent Drew. Nein! Avoid Rogers. I have somezing else in mind. I have been monitoring Herr Stark as of late, but lately I have been zoo busy vit mutant problems zu keep an eye on him. I vant you zu zake over for ze time being, zat vay if you do mess up, I can easily fix it.

FROM JESSICA DREW

I just...you're right, of course. I wasn't thinking straight and I should know better but I would never join him and betray HYDRA. HYDRA is my family. How would you like me to get to Stark? I didn't tell him anything about me in our run-in so there isn't a particular story that I need to match.  

NEW VOICEMAIL!

FROM: Kasandra Wulf
Ze best lies contain ze most truth. Zell Herr Stark zat you are covering for me, und zat zis is my version of training you in because I am currently indisposed. You are just checking in vit my contacts, don't tell him anyzing more zan zat. Do try und make yourself more receptive, Agent Drew. Ze likes of Stark make my skin crawl, but our line of vork comes vit a very heavy emphasis on 'sometimes you have zu do zings you don't want zu do'. Stark is ze best vantage point vithin ze Avengers, zu gauge how zey are currently behaving after vat happened zu S.H.I.E.L.D und vat is happening vit ze SRA. I have no doubt zat Romanoff has long since told zem about HYDRA, but I don't zink she has told zem about me or ze Grand Imperator yet. Do you zink you can handle zat much, Agent Drew?

FROM JESSICA DREW

I can do that, yes. It would be a bit suspicious if I was suddenly completely receptive to his flirting, but I can work it out to become more attracted to him. Should I set up my first meeting with him as soon as possible?

NEW VOICEMAIL!

FROM: Kasandra Wulf
I am telling you zu be more receptive, not zu sleep vit him zer und zen on his office table. Ja, arrange it as soon as possible. I am sure you have his number, und zis zime report back zu me.

FROM JESSICA DREW

I will. Thank you, ma'am.

[WOLFGANG VON STRUCKER]

FROM GRAND IMPERATOR

Guten tag, meine Leibe. How much damage they inflicted?
Oh and I know Romanoff was probably part of this, I do not need your keen sense of
smell to know that. I grow ever weary and impatience with the Avengers...
anyway, how is Wanda? Please tell me she was moved to another location, liebe.

NEW VOICEMAIL!

"A considerable amount, but nothing compared zu vat Vanda inflicted ven she vas still in our custody. It's fixable, but some of ze inmates vill have zu be relocated, und housed somewhere else until repairs can be made.

Romanoff vas definitely a part of zis. Her und ze X-Men, I have no doubt. I could smell D'Ancanto's hand in zis as vell, und zer's no vay zey both got in here on zer own. Pryde probably aided zem zoo vit zose abilities of hers, und if zat is ze case, it is not a stretch zu assume zer entire merry band did as vell.

Vanda is being detained in ze most secure und inaccessible sector of ze prison. Ze chances of ze X-Men removing her from zere are slim zu none."

FROM GRAND IMPERATOR

I see. No matter. This could still work to our advantage.
Try to deny any involvement by the mutants and with subtlety shift the blame to Romanoff and her cohorts.
Why? Because the media loves to make things up. The less you give them the more they will think
something is not right. The more you deny the Mutants involvement, the more the media would
say they are to blame. It works for the passing of the SRA. As for Wanda, gut...
I want to see her. I want to calm her down, meine liebe.

NEW VOICEMAIL!

"Verstanden, mein liebe.

I'm sure Vanda vill be happy zu see you. Has zer bin any vord on ze vereabouts of zat brother of hers? I have heard next zu nothing, not zat I care, but zer is no denying she vas more level-headed ven he vas around.

Auch, zer has bin a slight problem pertaining zu A.I.M. Holstein zells me zat some of her agents. Vell, our agents, broke inzu Frost Laboratories. Zat vouldn't be so much of a problem, had zey not done so in zose gottawful jumpsuits. I could have sworn we had zose old fashioned zings replaced?"

FROM GRAND IMPERATOR

Pietro is of no concern, although I would not mind if he returns
to us. So A.I.M. are doing things without telling us? That is interesting.
What do we actually know about Frost International? To be honest, my beautiful Kaiserin,
all I know is that it's CEO is a member of the Hellfire Club but we have been unable to infiltrate the company.
I am very interested on what A.I.M. knows that propels them to attack the company without our concern.
 And yes, the jumpsuits... do not get me started about those...

NEW VOICEMAIL!

"Ze quick little bastard is of no concern zu me eizer, but he kept her unzer control. I von't deny zat.

Vell, I know next zu nothing about Frost International, so I didn't give ze order zu look inzu anyzing zey might be conducting, und frankly after meeting zer CEO, I saw no reason zu. Did I zell you I met her? Probably not, it vent hand in hand vit one of zose trips I pay zu Stark every now und again, which are much better forgotten.

Anyvay, she helped me on zis occasion, gave me access zu Stark's computer. Unfortunately, what I learned of her was of far greater interest zan anyzing I managed to procure from Stark's hard drive. She's a mutant, und a powerful one judging by vat she demonstrated. She also appears zu be in league vit zat demented Asgardian, und released him from Stark Tower.

She helped me procure zat information, I let her break him out, so as you can see, my reasons for targeting her organization are groundless. But after zis, I shall have zu zake a closer look..."

FROM GRAND IMPERATOR

Pietro will come to us when I take Wanda out of that dreadful place
and set her in a more nicer and elegant place.  Meine schöne Göttin, what you do not seem
 to realize yet is that she is not to be treated as a caged animal. The reason for her instability is exactly that.
 Nein. We treat her with correctitude and she shall behave properly. Leave it to me. I want her back at
Hydra Island as soon as you can arrange it, meine leckere Schuldigen Vergnügen.

Anyway, so you know this Frost woman?  I have seen her at that place, the Hellfire Club,
 where I have gone as Robert Armitage to speak with some contacts.
Nothing much... she seemed to be high up in their management team. A mutant, you said?
Well that is certainly more interesting.  Do try to see what you can dig about her...and please,
do not remind me that you visit that... man... Stark.  The  ere thought of the perfection
 that you are close to that disgusting peasant turns my stomach.
I want to see you, meine liebe... I have missedyou and your perfect body dearly...

NEW VOICEMAIL!

"Vatever you say. If you had dealt vit ze same destruction I have since zat bruder of hers escaped, you vouldn't be inclined zu treat her anymore lightly.

I'll see vat I can unearth pertaining zu ze Frost woman. I do zink she possesses some form of mind control anyvay, judging by vat she did zu Stark - anozer zing I can be zankful for, her getting me out of spending anymore time vit him zan I have zu. Come zu zink of it, you'll probably like her.

I have a meeting lined up vit ze Daily Bugle later zuday. A report on ze break-in, nothing spectacular, just have zu throw zem off ze X-Men's scent, und onto Romanoff's instead. Hopefully it'll vork. Herr Jameson seems zu have a zing for mutants, so I am uncertain vether or not zat dog vill bark.

Care zu meet me aftervards? You can pick me up like zose modern couples do."

FROM GRAND IMPERATOR

Meine Kaiserin, I know you do not like Wanda very much,
but she is an important part of many of HYDRA's goals. Be nice, liebe. If you like, as I said,
I shall deal with her.

Mind control? Oh this keep getting better and better. Do find out more... or in fact, why do not
Mr. Armitage and his lovely assistant Ms. Strassburg pay a visit to the luxurious Hellfire Club?
We can have some diversion and at the same time try to find more. Want me to buy you a very
expensive dress, meine gottin? As for Jameson... the fact he hates mutants so much would work in
leading him toward that conclusion without making it too obvious. I cannot wait to see you, Kasandra.

NEW VOICEMAIL!

"Can I draw ze conclusion, based on zat, zat you no longer zake issue vit my use of ze suppressant zen?

Ozervise, you can put zat notion of me in a dress out of your head now, mein liebe. A dress vit zese claws, und zese fangs? Scheusslich! It vasn't a pretty sight at ze fundraiser, und it von't be pretty zis zime eizer.

Und, I can't very vell pay a visit zu ze Hellfire Club looking like Cassandra Romulus, can I?"

FROM GRAND IMPERATOR

Oh I still take issue with you using it indiscriminately, but I suppose that in this occasion, under my supervision
the doze would be just at safe levels. No, it has to be Nita... same way it has to be when you go
and talk to Jameson. Anyway, I will make reservations as member of the club. It been a while since
a went there and finally being member is going to pay off.

[NATASHA ROMANOFF]

FROM Natasha Romanoff

Hey mangy one! Wanna go for coffee and pastries? I'm dying for some coffee. Maybe we can have some girl talk?
Oh, a slumber party, we can watch romantic comedies and talk about our dream guys?
Or we can settle the score between us once and for all? Nah... its not yet time. What do you say?

[REMY LEBEAU]

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Bonsoir, cher! Did yah miss meh?

new voicemail from...
Cass

"How did you get zis number?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Magnifique! How wond'rful it is t' hear your voice again.

new voicemail from...
Cass

"I'd really like zu focus on ze whole 'how did you get zis number' issue?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Well, cher, der's dis thin' called ah phonebook?

new voicemail from...
Cass

"I'm unlisted"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Très bien! Den Ah'm stalkin' yah. Dat's beside de point. Saw yah been lookin' for meh, cher. Well, Ah've been lookin' for yah too.

new voicemail from...
Cass

"Zake zat tongue of yours back zu ze swamp ver you came from. You know it doesn't vork on meh, LeBeau. I'm surprised yah haven't already started making your vay in zat general direction? Unless you have?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Non, cher. Ah'd miss yah too much.

new voicemail from...
Cass

"You'd miss ze money, more like"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

You said it, not Gambit.

new voicemail from...
Cass

"So, zen, I presume you're still int'rested in our little deal?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

You sure yah ain't ah mind read'r, cher? 'cause yah just read Gambit's mind.

new voicemail from...
Cass

"Your mind can't be read"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Joke, cher, joke. Don' dey have dose in Calcutta?

new voicemail from...
Cass

"I'm from Germany"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Peu importe. So, yah gonna come pick Gambit up, or is 'e gonna have t' put up wit' Xavier's, an' all de headaches dat come wit' it ah little long'r?

new voicemail from...
Cass

"Vait! You're at Xavier's? So it vas ze X-Men zat infiltrated Ryker's. as if all ze mutants i picked up on didn't already make zat obvious. Is ze mutant zer vit you?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Der's plenty o' mutants here wit' meh, cher.

new voicemail from...
Cass

"Ze mutant, LeBeau!"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Oh, dat mutant! Non, cher. One minute she was here, de next, poof! Literally. It's like she just vanished off de grounds.

new voicemail from...
Cass

"Nein, not vanished. Zaken off ze grounds, und sped avay, no doubting by whom. Good vork, LeBeau, at least I can check ze school off my list of places zu look for her in, now ze only question zat remains is ver she is now. Vat about ze others? you saw ze names in ze paper? Do you have any vord on zem?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Any word dat doesn' sum up dat exquisite red head's derriere, yah mean?

new voicemail from...
Cass

"*growls*"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Alrigh', alrigh'! Well yah seem t' know where de Maximoff girl is, so Gambit won't bore you wit' dat. Rasputin is still missin' though, an' is it true dat Worthington's dead? Please tell meh it's true. I owed him money.

new voicemail from...
Cass

"Who don't you owe money zu? Gut gut, und can you specify exactly who vas behind ze break in. I know Romanoff, und I know D'Ancanto. It doesn't zake ah whole lot of imagination zu assume Vorthington, und Pryde too"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Kitteh's been nuked. Apparently, she got hit wit' one o' dem cure darts at Ryk'rs

new voicemail from...
Cass

"Interesting... so ze little phaser is down. She'll be much easier zu apprehend now. finally. Vas zer anyone else? Anyone else zat you saw, LeBeau?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Non, yah mentioned all o' 'em, cher. So... can I go now?

new voicemail from...
Cass

"Nein! I vant you zu remain zer for now, LeBeau. Ze only reason I put your name in ze pap'r vas because I zought vit you out of Ryker's, our deal vas forfeit"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Ah nev'r renege on ah deal, cher. Well... Ah do, but not when der's money involved.

new voicemail from...
Cass

"Oh really? Care zu explain ze whole situation vit Stryker zu me zen? Vat vas it you said again zu get off zose charges? Zat you burned ze files he hired you zu procure, hoping ve might go easy on you?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Ah have ah price for everythin', cher, an' he wasn' paying meh enough t' 'and ov'r stuff abou' genetic experimentation. Dat stuff is Nazi territory, an' Gambit don' deal in dat unless it comes attached t' a hefty sum.

new voicemail from...
Cass

"Zat's gut zu know. Vell, you'll be pleased zu hear zat ve'll be paying you a hefty sum for information, but zat vill require you zu stay at ze mansion. Gather vat you can about und from zese X-Men, und do vat you can zu get it. I already know zat zer vorking vit Romanoff, as if her scent at Ryker's along vit zers didn't make zat any clearer, und if zer vorking vit her, zey'll have information about her. I vant zu know ven und ver zey intend zu strike next so ve can finally apprehend zat voman, und put an end zu all zese break ins. It is getting rather embarrassing now"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Dat's ah big ask, cher, and for dat, Gambit gonna have t' double de price.

new voicemail from...
Cass

"Name it"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

De original agreed upon sum, and your word dat if yah manage t' get your hands on Romawhatev'r... don't aim for de derriere, s'il vous plaît? Dat'd be such ah waste, cher.

new voicemail from...
Cass

"Just be thankful I'm not currently aiming for yours, Cajun!"