Remy's Cell

[REMY LEBEAU]

547 - 5682 "Remy 'ere, an' 'e ain't got 'is phone on 'em righ' now, so jus' leave ah message, an' 'e'll get back t' yah!" CONTACTS CASSANDRA ROMULUS 547 - 8897 ANNA D'ANCANTO 430 - 1198 FIONA RINTOUL 555 - 1367 MARY WALKER 202 - 5473

^{THANKS BROOKLYN FROM caution!}

[REMY LEBEAU]

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[KASANDRA WULF]

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Bonsoir, cher! Did yah miss meh?

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Cass

"How did you get zis number?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Magnifique! How wond'rful it is t' hear your voice again.

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Cass

"I'd really like zu focus on ze whole 'how did you get zis number' issue?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Well, cher, der's dis thin' called ah phonebook?

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Cass

"I'm unlisted"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Très bien! Den Ah'm stalkin' yah. Dat's beside de point. Saw yah been lookin' for meh, cher. Well, Ah've been lookin' for yah too.

new voicemail from...
Cass

"Zake zat tongue of yours back zu ze swamp ver you came from. You know it doesn't vork on meh, LeBeau. I'm surprised yah haven't already started making your vay in zat general direction? Unless you have?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Non, cher. Ah'd miss yah too much.

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Cass

"You'd miss ze money, more like"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

You said it, not Gambit.

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Cass

"So, zen, I presume you're still int'rested in our little deal?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

You sure yah ain't ah mind read'r, cher? 'cause yah just read Gambit's mind.

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Cass

"Your mind can't be read"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Joke, cher, joke. Don' dey have dose in Calcutta?

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Cass

"I'm from Germany"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Peu importe. So, yah gonna come pick Gambit up, or is 'e gonna have t' put up wit' Xavier's, an' all de headaches dat come wit' it ah little long'r?

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Cass

"Vait! You're at Xavier's? So it vas ze X-Men zat infiltrated Ryker's. as if all ze mutants i picked up on didn't already make zat obvious. Is ze mutant zer vit you?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Der's plenty o' mutants here wit' meh, cher.

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Cass

"Ze mutant, LeBeau!"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Oh, dat mutant! Non, cher. One minute she was here, de next, poof! Literally. It's like she just vanished off de grounds.

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Cass

"Nein, not vanished. Zaken off ze grounds, und sped avay, no doubting by whom. Good vork, LeBeau, at least I can check ze school off my list of places zu look for her in, now ze only question zat remains is ver she is now. Vat about ze others? you saw ze names in ze paper? Do you have any vord on zem?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Any word dat doesn' sum up dat exquisite red head's derriere, yah mean?

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Cass

"*growls*"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Alrigh', alrigh'! Well yah seem t' know where de Maximoff girl is, so Gambit won't bore you wit' dat. Rasputin is still missin' though, an' is it true dat Worthington's dead? Please tell meh it's true. I owed him money.

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Cass

"Who don't you owe money zu? Gut gut, und can you specify exactly who vas behind ze break in. I know Romanoff, und I know D'Ancanto. It doesn't zake ah whole lot of imagination zu assume Vorthington, und Pryde too"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Kitteh's been nuked. Apparently, she got hit wit' one o' dem cure darts at Ryk'rs

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Cass

"Interesting... so ze little phaser is down. She'll be much easier zu apprehend now. finally. Vas zer anyone else? Anyone else zat you saw, LeBeau?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Non, yah mentioned all o' 'em, cher. So... can I go now?

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Cass

"Nein! I vant you zu remain zer for now, LeBeau. Ze only reason I put your name in ze pap'r vas because I zought vit you out of Ryker's, our deal vas forfeit"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Ah nev'r renege on ah deal, cher. Well... Ah do, but not when der's money involved.

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Cass

"Oh really? Care zu explain ze whole situation vit Stryker zu me zen? Vat vas it you said again zu get off zose charges? Zat you burned ze files he hired you zu procure, hoping ve might go easy on you?"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Ah have ah price for everythin', cher, an' he wasn' paying meh enough t' 'and ov'r stuff abou' genetic experimentation. Dat stuff is Nazi territory, an' Gambit don' deal in dat unless it comes attached t' a hefty sum.

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Cass

"Zat's gut zu know. Vell, you'll be pleased zu hear zat ve'll be paying you a hefty sum for information, but zat vill require you zu stay at ze mansion. Gather vat you can about und from zese X-Men, und do vat you can zu get it. I already know zat zer vorking vit Romanoff, as if her scent at Ryker's along vit zers didn't make zat any clearer, und if zer vorking vit her, zey'll have information about her. I vant zu know ven und ver zey intend zu strike next so ve can finally apprehend zat voman, und put an end zu all zese break ins. It is getting rather embarrassing now"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

Dat's ah big ask, cher, and for dat, Gambit gonna have t' double de price.

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Cass

"Name it"

FROM REMY LEBEAU

De original agreed upon sum, and your word dat if yah manage t' get your hands on Romawhatev'r... don't aim for de derriere, s'il vous plaît? Dat'd be such ah waste, cher.

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Cass

"Just be thankful I'm not currently aiming for yours, Cajun!"

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FIONA

Salut, Remy! And sure, I'll bring some friends. Although, they may not want to do the whole alcohol thing. I do though! Ttyl!

*Posted in Last Friday Night *